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Captioning made possible by
Turner entertainment group and U.S. department of education
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Excellent! This subject
is perfectly preserved.
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Where is the next experiment,
computer?
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Computer:
In quadrant 4, Dexter.
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Dexter: Thank you.
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Things have been going
very smoothly today, huh, computer?
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Computer: Yes, Dexter.
All systems are operating
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at optimum efficiency.
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Optimum efficiency.
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[Brakes squeal]
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We have never operated
at optimum efficiency.
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Computer,
initiate standard scan
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for Dee Dee-like
life forms.
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I can find no indication
that your sister is in the laboratory, Dexter.
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This does not make
any sense.
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Why isn't
she bothering me?
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Ooh! What a wonderful new Dolly
I found!
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I'll name you Dexter,
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and you will play
the ugly beast
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who can be changed
into a prince
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by the beautiful darbie
and her magic kiss.
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Dexter is very shy
because he is so ugly,
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but darbie thinks
Dexter is cute,
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so they got married...
Dexter...So cute...
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Dexter...dexter...dexter...
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She is plotting
something against me.
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Lucky I brought
my handy-dandy portolab.
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Hmm...
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Aha!
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My shrink-ray is
the perfect machine for the job.
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Computer:
The shrink-ray has been known
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to make the subject's
imagination run wild.
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The loss of size
causes a loss of perspective.
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You may lose touch
with reality. It is advised--
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blah, blah, blah.
I must shrink down
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so I can sneak
under Dee Dee's door
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and discover what
she is plotting.
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All right, Dexter.
You have one hour
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till
miniaturization ends
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and you must exit
from Dee Dee's room.
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Can't make anything out
from this angle.
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Perhaps if I were
to climb to the top
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of that tall
skyscraper...
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No! Not a tall building!
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Just a pile
of building blocks.
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Must stay focused.
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Dexter: Whoa!
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Dexter!
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All right, kid,
reveal your evil scheme,
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or I shall have to
force it out of you.
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Did you come over
to play dolls with me?
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Dolls? Dolls?
What are you talking about?
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Dexter, meet darbie,
Ben, and Dexter.
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Dexter?
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Focus! Focus!
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You mean all you
have been doing is playing dolls?
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Of course, silly.
What else?
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And now we begin
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another
dramatic episode
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ofdollhouse drama.
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The role of Dexter--
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Dee Dee,
I am far too busy.
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The role of Dexter
will be played by Dexter!
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As this episode begins,
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Dexter is happily
eating his breakfast.
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Eat your breakfast,
Dexter!
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My breakfast is
a nonremovable sticker.
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Although I am kind
of hungry.
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Dexter is joined
by his beautiful wife darbie.
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Dexter. Dexter.
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Darbie: Dexter,
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aren't you going to
kiss your blushing bride good morning?
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Ok.
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Dee Dee: Oh, dear.
Look at the time.
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You must hurry, or you'll
be late to the lab.
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Mustn't be late!
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But Dexter has forgotten
his briefcase.
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Oh, honey,
I forgot my--
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Dee Dee: Dexter is shocked
to find his wife
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in the arms
of his best friend Ben.
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Unhand my wife,
you rat!
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Wow! What a great episode!
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Uh-oh!
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Darbie, how could you
do this to me?
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Is there some reason,
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some explanation?
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Your silence
says it all.
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Good-bye, darbie!
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[Dee Dee crying]
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They were
my favorite couple.
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Start, darn it!
Start!
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Dee Dee: Vroom!
Vroom! Brrrr!
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How could I have been
so blind, so stupid,
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so out of touch
with reality?
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Vroom! Vroom!
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Dexter drives
to lookout point
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and tries
to figure things out.
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Ah, lookout point.
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The view from up here
always relaxes me.
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[Ghostly voice]
Dexter!
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Uh, who are you?
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It's the ghost
of your first love.
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You must
forgive darbie
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or risk losing her
like you did me.
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I will. I will.
I promise I will.
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I must hurry home!
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Vroom! Vroom!
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Screeeech!
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Dee Dee: Darbie is in the arms
of Dexter's evil twin brother.
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Oh! Dexter,
I didn't know.
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I thought
it was you. I--
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I don't blame you,
darbie.
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This dirt-bag's been
plaguing me my whole life.
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Dee Dee: Dexter has broken
his brother into pieces.
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Nothing will ever
tear us apart again.
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Dexter! Look what
you've done!
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I'm telling mom!
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[Door slams]
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What have I done?
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No, darbie!
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I cannot let it
end this way.
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And then you know
what he did?
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Oh, all right,
all right, dear.
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Dexter!
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Dexter, what have
I told you about--
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shh!
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It's ok, my sweet.
Go back to sleep.
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You need your rest.
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The justice friends--
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3 of earth's
mightiest heroes
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joining forces
under one roof
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to face the challenge
of everyday life.
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Starring major glory...
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Valhallen...
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And the infragible krunk
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in...
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Rarggh!
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So, it's battle
you want, is it?
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Then the justice friends
will be happy to oblige you,
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comrade red.
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Ah, major glory,
it is time
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my most powerful comrades
and I are showing you
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who will be big boss
of entire world.
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First, we will
be crushing you.
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Then we shall be ruling
all that we are seeing.
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Now say hello to your
old friend living bullet.
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Well, well,
living bullet, world's fastest man.
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Long time no see.
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Good to see you again,
major glory. Thanks for showing up.
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Hey, anything for my
old college roomie.
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So, how are
the wife and kids?
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My work keeps me away a lot.
Here's some photos.
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Back to the fray,
as they say.
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Valhallen,
I'll handle comrade red.
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Major glory:
You subdue that large female.
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Valhallen:
Righteous.
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Krunk get
sucker punched.
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No one
sucker punch krunk!
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Krunk--huh?
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Huh? Shiny head,
who pretty lady?
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Never seen her before.
Ask major glory.
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He's a bit
of a nosy Nancy.
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Krunk ask flag man.
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Flag man.
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Oh, hi, krunk.
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What name of lady?
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Any special reason
you want to know?
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Well, uh...
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Aw, does little krunky-wunky
have a little crushy-wushy?
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Oh, come on.
Cut it out.
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Well, in the name
of good old American romance,
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I suppose
I could ask around.
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Now, I am going to
ask you a simple question.
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My large friend has his
subintelligent bloodshot eyes set on that large female.
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What is her name?
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Talk!
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My comrades and I
call her she thing.
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She thing?
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She beautiful.
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Krunk in love.
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Good luck,
my love-struck friend.
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Krunk must get
to know she thing.
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Rairr!
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Hello there.
My name krunk.
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Me couldn't
help notice you purple, too.
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She thing don't
notice krunk.
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Taketh my advice,
infragible one.
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Babes love flowers.
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Flowers?
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Errarr!
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Oh, uh, pardon me.
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Krunk bring she thing
beautiful bouquet.
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She thing play hard to get.
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Fraggin' flowers!
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Valhallen, look!
Over there!
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Isn't that cute?
He's bringing her candy.
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Aw!
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Maybe krunk
should defend she thing's honor.
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Valhallen: Yo, krunkage,
wilt thou lend a hand?
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Yellow-hair
bother you?
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What?
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Allow krunk.
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Huh?
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Krunk say poem
for lady.
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Uh...krunk--roses,
um...clouds...
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Uh...
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The end.
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She thing like to
get to know krunk better.
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Ok.
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Ha ha ha!
You funny.
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[Screaming]
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Krunk love way she thing
pound krunk's teammate.
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She thing love way
krunk pummels she thing's teammate.
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Aah!
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Krunk love way
she thing's eyes bulge when she thing screams.
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She thing love the way
krunk lift heavy things.
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Krunk want always
to be with she thing.
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She thing want always
to be with krunk.
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Always?
Always!
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No.
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Yes!
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Do svedania,
comrade.
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Aah!
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What wrong,
honey bunny?
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Oh, krunk. See what
stupid fighting do?
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Now she thing
nail broken!
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Which one?
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Now she thing
look hideous!
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No one make krunk's
girlfriend look hideous.
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Aaaaahh!
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Krunk will smash
everyone!
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I get the feeling
he's upset.
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This doth stink
greatly.
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Well done, krunk.
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You know,
for a moment there,
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I thought they actually
stood a chance.
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Now we can
safely turn it over
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to the proper
authorities.
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Krunk say good-bye
to she thing?
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Well, I suppose.
But don't stay too long.
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Remember, we have
autographs to sign.
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Krunk write letters
to she thing?
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But krunk can't write.
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It ok. She thing
can't read.
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That reminds me--
got to get home to Mrs. Bullet
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and the little
leadheads.
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Thanks, major glory.
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Anything for an old friend.
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It's the American way.
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Cool costume.
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Not as cool as mine.
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She thing promise
to break out of jail and smash many things
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so krunk will catch
she thing.
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Aw, cheer up,
krunk.
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There's still
plenty of other fish in the sea.
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Krunk no like fish.
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Well, krunk, at least
you still have us.
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Krunk suddenly have a craving
for sea bass.
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I, the evil mathmagician,
shall capture all the children
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and force them
to do homework forever!
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Just then...
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Major glory!
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You asked for it.
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Ah, ah. No violence
in schools.
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You're right.
But there is one way to stop you.
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No! Not justice fruit pies,
a delicious treat you'd have to be crazy to hate.
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I give up.
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Thanks, major glory.
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Don't thank me--
thank fustic fruit fies.
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What?
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I said,
fon't fank--oh!
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Ha ha ha!
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Computer: Password
identification, please.
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Star wars.
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Good evening, computer.
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Put me on-line
to this evening's agenda.
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Computer: First,
there's studying
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for your French
examination tomorrow,
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and secondly, you're scheduled
to break the DNA code.
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Some things
are a little more important
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than French class,
computer.
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Dexter:
Aquatic nutrification.
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Computer:
Completed and noted,
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but be advised that
you still haven't studied for your French test,
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and it's almost bedtime.
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I told you, some things
are more important
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than French class,
computer!
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Kids! Bedtime!
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Hmm.
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Hey, who needs to study?
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Withmy
I can learn while I sleep.
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Computer, which
genius invention of mine
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shall I use to achieve
the desired effect?
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Computer: Well,
I don't know, Dexter. You're
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this is true.
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So, now bring me
the subconscious discographic hypnotator,
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and don't give me no lip.
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Heh heh heh!
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Record:
Bonjour, bonjour. I am Jean-Pierre.
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And I am Sophie.
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We'll be your tutors
for this lesson today.
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We'll start
with breakfast items.
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Cheese omelet.
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Omelette du fromage.
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Omelette du fromage.
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[Record skipping]
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Omelette du fromage.
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Omelette du fromage.
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Omelette du fromage.
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Omelette du fromage.
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Omelette du fromage.
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Good morning, Dexter.
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Omelette du fromage.
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Morning, poophead.
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Omelette du fromage!
Omelette du--
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[sweetly]
Hmm. Dexter?
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What's my name?
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[Whispers]
Omelette du fromage.
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That's all you can say!
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That's all you can say!
That's all you can say!
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That's all you can say!
That's all you can say!
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All right, class.
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I've boiled the entire
curriculum of the year down to one question,
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so take your time
and watch your grammar,
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'cause this one
really
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Omelette du fromage?
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Ok now. A train traveling
at 460 watts from england
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by the circumference
of the city of Wisconsin
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terminated an airspeed
to ground rate ratio.
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In what city in France
would the trains collide?
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Does anyone have any ideas
on this one?
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Dexter.
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Uh...
Omelette du fromage?
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Hey, hey! That's right.
The city of omelette du fromage.
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That's all you can say!
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That's all
you can say!
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Omelette du fromage!
Omelette du fromage!
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What
you say?
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Omelette du fromage?
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Oh, Dexter!
Dexter!
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French is
the language of love.
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Oh, say it
again, Dexter.
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Omelette du fromage.
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Ohh!
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Hey, Dexter!
You talking to our girls?
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Omelette du fromage!
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Omelette du...Fromag.
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Hey, whoa! Slow down, buddy.
I didn't know it was like that, man.
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In the French language,
how do you say cheese omelet?
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Omelette du fromage.
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Host: Right again!
The biggest winner of all time.
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♪ Omelette du fromage
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[Cheering]
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Omelette du fromage!
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[Cheering]
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Reporter: Dexter! Dexter,
can we get a statement?
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Omelette.
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Computer: Password
identification.
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Omelette du fromage.
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Access denied.
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Omelette du--
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access denied.
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Omelette du fromage!
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Access denied.
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Be advised: Complete
computer memory core meltdown engaged.
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All active experiments
will be terminated and demolecularized.
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Laboratory
will self-destruct
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in 10 seconds
and counting.
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Omelette du fromage!
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[Crying]
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7...6...
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5...4...
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Dee Dee: That's all
you can say!
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That's all
you can say!
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That's all you can say!
That's all you can say!
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That's all you can say!
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Enter at
your own peril,
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past
the vaulted door
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where impossible
things may happen
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that the world's
never seen before.
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♪ In Dexter's
laboratory ♪
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♪ lives
the smartest boy ♪
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♪ you've ever seen
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♪ but Dee Dee blows
his experiments ♪
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♪ to smithereens...
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♪ in Dexter's
lab ♪
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